I know I’ve been bitching recently about how you money-grubbing cockshiners have decided to split the hotly anticipated StarCraft 2 into three–THREE separate games, one for each playable race. I know I railed on you for what was essentially charging us $100 more than you deserve to because your game is just sooooo long and full of content that there’s just NO WAY you could ever fit it into one retail package. I know that, in my anger, I’ve called you names and promised to boycott it and your other products.
For these things, I apologize. I spoke to soon and I’m sorry.
In a recent announcement introducing the $100 collector’s edition (of the first game of the three, of course), you have offhandedly confirmed that the normal edition of the game will, indeed, cost $60. Not the standard PC game MSRP of $50, but $60. Like with Modern Warfare 2, you shitstains have deemed that your game is somehow PREMIUM and ABOVE ALL OTHERS on the market and therefore NEEDS to be $10 more than everyone else’s games. In an almost cartoonish display of greed and contempt for the consumer, you pinpoint your games which you know a large amount of people are anticipating, and then jack the price up an extra 20% because you know everyone will buy it anyway.
I apologize for calling you all righteous cunts for charging us $150, because now it seems that you are actually going to charge us $180.
So please, accept my apology and my new position that you pole-smoking thundercunts should be dragged into the street and shot for your incomprehensible greediness. I will never, EVER in my lifetime purchase any new item bearing the name Activision or Blizzard, and you have even tainted my love of the original StarCraft by being massive shitbirds.