I’m sorry. Are you fucking kidding?
You guys really couldn’t have come up with anything more interesting for a DLC pack than ZOMBIES in a WESTERN? (By the way, Zombies and DLC: a match made in bullshit heaven.)
Hey video game developers! Are you at a loss for enemies in your game? Need a completely unsympathetic, faceless horde for the player to fetishistically mow down? Want to capitalize on a popular trend that virtually nobody actually understands? And are you a DANGEROUSLY UNCREATIVE DIPSHIT?! ZOOOMBBIEEES!!!!
Fuck you idiots for ruining something I used to like a lot. I watched Night of the Living Dead for the first time when I was six years old and now you’ve made the undead unBEARABLE to me.
Big ups to my brodawg Zacky Snyder for starting this shit avalanche with the Dawn of the Dead remake. Zombies CAN’T RUN at 40 MPH, you IDIOT. They’re DECOMPOSING BODIES. They SHAMBLE.
And let’s not forget Valve with Left 4 Dead. After actually making some convincing and unnerving zombie sequences in Half-Life 2 they had to go and fart out that worthless piece. Thanks, guys.
Here’s a little protip for you, to help you determine whether or not your zombie media deserves to be using them as a plot. Do they actually call them “zombies”? If they do, then FUCK THEM.