A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Laziness

Oh, cool. Bioware is coming out with the last DLC episode of Mass Effect 2. Wraps up some of the story and paves the way for ME3 apparently. Sounds good.

AND, it features the return of Lance Henriksen-voiced, where-the-fuck-was-he-in-ME2, supporting character badass Admiral Hackett. And we actually get to see him this time! He managed to leave a pretty big impression in the first game just by giving Shepard missions over the radio, so it should be interesting to see what he’s like in person.

Check out this awesome and totally NEW character we made, guys

I’m sorry. Are you fucking kidding? Did you clowns really just take one of the existing face models for one of the main characters and draw on some facial hair? If you don’t know what I’m talking about, here’s Zaeed Massani, existing party member.

Just went ahead and fixed his eye for him. And gave him a DIFFERENT scar.

Nope. Couldn’t be bothered to make two major characters look different. Probably too busy banning fans from their message boards for bashing their latest shitty ‘dark fantasy’ game or polishing their Star Wars MMO that will totally be the next WoW, honest. Idiots.



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2 Responses to A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Laziness

  1. LMTR14 says:

    well they suck now, but they used to rule

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